maisiewilliams:

if only?? notre dame was real?????

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plasticbagvevo:

checking tumblr in public

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I feel like an annual $1 tax that goes to fund a wrap-up episode for TV shows that get cancelled is legislation I’d get behind Streeter Seidell (via collegehumor)

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

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comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Brian Posehn. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

comedycentralstandup:

Your Joke of the Day from Brian Posehn. Watch his stand-up highlights here

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babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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rats-in-the-walls:

i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

RUTHLESS

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comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss Fox News’s coverage of Ferguson, Missouri.